January 2012
oh my god if somebody doesn't entertain me with... →
when did this get so many notes oh my
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
Anonymous asked: lets make it 9.
Anonymous asked: are you a paranoid android?
johnnieqt-deactivated20120929 asked: WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE LIKE, YEAH
Anonymous asked: How many people have you had sex with?
